Top ten internet vids…..of ppl getting pwned

Here are the best vids of ppl getting pwn pwn pwned, thus they also rank highly on the list of best vids out there. Plz enjoy….

10) Katana Slip

http://youtube.com/watch?v=BCdbwXeqV-k

This was one of my first internet vids so it will always be close to my heart. Plz - I love it when O’Dell comes on at the end – his face is almost as LOL as the katana slip!

Honorable QVC mention: Ladder Pwn

http://youtube.com/watch?v=isYF5E0WxGU

OK so if the katana slip wasn’t ur thang……this dude falling off a ladder should be. The thud he makes is classic. I just looked online and they still sell these Telesteps, so plz be safe and don’t buy one. kthx.

9) Backpack Throw

http://youtube.com/watch?v=YTTKnxu7BGY

Not too many ppl have seen this vid, so I included it to spread the word. Also, the dudz laugh is LOLOLOLOLOL!!!1 I guess this is what happens at school in South America?

8) Punch To The Face

http://youtube.com/watch?v=THSxY1rDgZ4

This vid is also fairly unknown to the world of internet vids. I put it on here cuz my friend filmed it. And I met the guy that got punched and we took pix together, but not on FB yet. The guys commentary is internet vid perfection.

7) Marathoners are LOL?

http://www.break.com/index/marathon_winner_slips_at_finish_line.html

http://www.break.com/index/marathon-runner-gets-knocked-out-by-train.html

Yes it’s true – marathoners know how to make good vids. My fav is the second because he somehow doesn’t see the big ass train coming – reminds me of a certain someone that walked right into a sign! Also, the french guy’s voice makes me laugh every time.

6) Breakdance Kid (with remix)

http://www.break.com/index/breakdancer-kicks-3-year-old.html

http://youtube.com/watch?v=6l7P_dZQtac&feature=related

Breakdance kid was an instant internet classic. But the editing done on the lesser known remix is an internet vid masterpiece.

5) Basketball Kid

http://youtube.com/watch?v=IHexAt8SGUk

A classic internet vid. The best part is watching the kid cross the screen at the start, cuz u know he is about to get owned.

4) Biker Bridge

http://youtube.com/watch?v=RL48rN2ven0

Is this 4 real? I have always wondered if this vid is OMG FAKE or not, but goddamn, it seems pretty real?

3) Busch Stadium Storm

http://youtube.com/watch?v=QsgGhCc0uFw

This n00b gets destroyed by a huge trashcan during a storm at Busch Stadium…with everyone watching!

2) Slip N Slide

http://www.break.com/index/slipwipeout.html

This was obvy a setup, but I don’t think he intended to get hit this hard!

1) Whiplash

http://www.break.com/index/little_dude_big_whiplash.html

The whiplash this kid unleashes on his friend haunts my dreams, and makes me LOL too. The super slow mo at the end shows why this kid has been pwned harder than anyone in any internet vid evr. Pause it at 0:21 for the best screen cap of all time

Just Some Ghost Stories

I asked some of my friends to email me their ghost stories. Here is a compilation of their stories. Please note that the broken English in some of the stories makes them even more hilarious. The sources of the stories will remain anonymous....thus, feel free to send me more stories. When I grow up I'm gonna hunt ghosts with my poison and then bottle them for sale.

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"I have one...

Long time ago, when I was still a high school kid, I saw a ghost at my apartment.

After that I am still living.

Mine was a lady who lives at 7th floor. I didn't know that she was a ghost. However, later I find out that she suicide herself more than a month ago.

I never know that ghost has smell.

So Jason only bites when someone has bad smell.

Mine was standing... I didn't see how it moved but it moved somehow..."


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"Me and my friends used to drive around and go to all the haunted (scary looking) places we could find (just as a weekend night activity). One day we went to a graveyard at about 2 in the morning to go to this grave where everyone said a mass murderer was buried. The tale is that if you stick your hand in the grave (there was a place where you could stick your hand through what looked like jail bars), that the ghost of this person would grab your hand. So, we thought it was a joke, tale, fable, whatever...So I put my hand through the bars, and BAM, nothing happened. We determined that it was a tale afterall. But that is not the end to the story. We went to drive away from the graveyard and this lady jumped out in front of my car. She was wearing a white wedding dress, and she had long brown hair. I saw her run right in front of my car (and so did the friend that was driving in my car), no joke! That is not scary in and of itself, but the scary thing is that she disappeared into thin air once we drove by her. I was watching her with my eyes as she dissapeared. I thought to myself, what the hell was that, and at the same time I looked at my friend who said to me "did you see that"? I was like holy shit! We were both freaked out. So I told all my friends, including my future wife about the incident. The freaky part is now! About four years later, my wife heard on the radio an account by some kids that said they were at an old shut down hospital one night when they saw a ghost lady with long brown hair in a wedding dress. I guess these "football players" were so scared when they ran into her in the hospital that they pissed their pants. Creepy!!! On my side, this story is pure fact!"

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"My 8th grade english teacher, my neighboor in fact, told the same/similar story only it was on prom night and the girl walked through her back yard, There was a car accident at the bottom of my hill where a girl wearing the same white dress with flowing blondish brown hair, was killed in it. My teacher saw the pic in the next day's paper of the dead girl in her prom dress and it was the same girl that walked across her backyard and disappeard.

My teacher was a 50+ year old woman with nothing to gain by lieing to 8th graders."

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"One of my dead greatgrandparents had this nice organ (like a piano) that she played a lot. The organ is in my grandmother's house now but it the cords broke a long time ago so it doesn't work. (No sound comes out when you press the keys) One night while at my grandma's house I work up because I heard the organ being played. This was scary because (1) No one at the house at that time played the organ/piano and (2) The organ didn't work at all."